If you could read my mind, first of all you'd be very scared.
Second of all, yesterday you would have been listening to the following conversation I was having with myself on the plane to Orlando.
"Is my butt really that big or did the seats on the exit rows of all airplanes shrink all of a sudden? Seriously, this isn't going to be a comfortable flight at ALL. Maybe I should offer to switch seats with someone not in an exit row and see if I fit better . . . ok that's just stupid all the stupid seats are the same stupid size. My butt just IS that bi . . .ow my leg hurts, I wish I would have gotten some pizza before I boarded because I really hate paying five dollars for two pieces of cheese and a grape but I guess it doesn't matter because this IS a business trip hehehe. . . seriously what is with my itchy leg? SKIN FLAKES? I should have put on lotion this morning after I shaved, that was sure dumb of m . . .ok now the other leg is itchin again and it really feels like my pants are velcroed to my le. . . OH MY GOSH I ONLY SHAVED ONE OF MY LEGS THIS MORNING."
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For the love! I hope you were wearing pants, half-Bigfoot.
Oh, Kate. Sweet, silly Kate. This is why I love you so much.
don't feel too bad... you have one more leg shaved than i do! :)
your butt only seemed to be too big because it is much more toned and tight thanks to your bootcamp class and you're just not used to it. See, a positive spin on any situation. You do make me laugh Kate.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Seriously, Katiebug, WHAT would I do without you and your blog?
Hahhahah! hahahhahah! One leg! hahhahah! Only you Kate...only you.
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